Peep-toe Pumps & Public Intoxication: Sophie's Story

Before I begin giving any current situtions, there are a few things you should know about me:

1- I am very competitive, I do not play well with others (others being girls), and approximately 90% of my friends are men, which leads me to number two.

2-I understand the male species better than most women- does this give me an advantage? Not Really- but it has helped me maintain friendships with many of my past crushes.

3- This is the one and only time you'll ever see me write this next statement: I am a hopeless romantic. It is extremely hard for me to admit that aloud and contrary to things I may write in future blogs, readers, keep this bullet in mind.

4- I am an aggressor. If I like you, you'll know it (unless you're an idiot). I usually don't waste time driving myself crazy with the "does he like me?" bullshit. I have no problem calling a guy and asking him to chill, but it must be reciprocal. I realize guys need a little push sometimes, but I also realize guys love chasing women (more specifically, women who show absolutely no interest).

I think for the sake of this blog that's all you'll need to know for now. You will learn more about my personality as I begin to share my experiences and stories. With that said...

My current situation: My last situation was 3 days. Day 1: I met Jack at the Grove (I have changed the name because after you read this story, you're going to want to punch this kid in the nuts). Jack is pleasant, mildly attractive, very whitty, engaging, and musically inclined (my soft spot). After 2 pitchers, I realized we had a lot in common and more importantly, chemistry. That night we went our separate ways anticipating our next rendezvous. Day 2: I am with Jack and mutual friends at a club. After many hours of dancing, drinking and sexual tension, we kissed. Let's just say I was pleasantly surprised; he exceeded my expectations. The night ended with a phone number exchange and a lingering look. I know you're thinking, "What went wrong?" Day 3: I friend request Jack on facebook and he immediately accepts the request. As I'm scanning his page, the FIRST thing I see is In a Relationship. I feel my cheeks begin to burn. I was later informed that the situation between him and his long distance girlfriend is serious. First of all, this kid lied to me. Secondly, he immediately assumed that I wanted more when I asked him about it. "We were just having fun, I didn't think you wanted a relationship," he said. WHAT THE FUCK?! I had just met him! The relationship thought was far from my mind. I have enough self worth to not waste time with someone who even has a "situation" with a woman. Like I said, I don't play well with girls. I immediately deleted his number and intend to be cordial when I run into him. So there's that. My 3 day situation. Another thing you should know about me is I am very fickle, which is good for readers because I'll have many boys to fill you in on! This story ends where it began-The Grove. Tonight is a Thursday night and everyone is going out because the weekend has officially begun. Vivi and I are meeting for dinner right now to talk about what we are going to wear, all the girls we're going to make jealous and most importantly, all the hearts we are going to break. :)

Infinite x's and o's,

Sophie <3